Discreet Sex Toys

6 Discreet Sex Toys That Can Hide In Plain Sight

Published 22nd February 2021
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Have you ever had to frantically scoop your collection of sex toys off your bed when you hear footsteps coming up the stairs or had that horrible sinking feeling you’ve left your vibrator on the side of the bath for the plumber the see? You certainly wouldn’t be the only one!

Keeping those private moments of pleasure… private... is a top priority for many and, thanks to the ever-evolving world of sex toys, it’s now easier than ever to keep those solo steamy sessions on the down-low. Gone are the days of loud and cumbersome sex toys, as now there’s a whole variety of discreet designs to stimulate your sensitive areas. From whisper-quiet motors to incredibly inconspicuous shapes and sizes, you can now hide (and use!) your selection of sex toys in plain sight without fear of being rumbled.

When shopping for sex toys, we understand it’s easy to feel lost among the wealth of models, upgrades, colours, features and mechanics to choose from. So, to make your life easier, we’ve put together a line-up of our top six discreet sex toys to spark your sexual desire. From vibrators to masturbators, cock rings to love eggs, this fabulous range will get your pulse racing without raising eyebrows.

The benefits of masturbation

benefits of masturbation

Masturbation is totally natural, and not just a pleasurable act enjoyed by singletons. Indeed, a steamy solo session is ideal for those long nights alone, but it’s also a great way to liven things up in the bedroom with your partner. 

This simple act lets you explore your body entirely on your own terms, helping you to learn exactly what you like in the bedroom, and even discover previously untapped erogenous zones. Stepping into the bedroom with a sexual partner knowing exactly what turns you on can be a real confidence boost, not to mention empowering. Not only that, masturbation can help you to relieve stress and give you a better night’s sleep - it’s a win-win!

Did you know that masturbation can even help to relieve a variety of medical problems? From reducing menstrual cramps in women to lowering the risk of prostate cancer in men, masturbation offers a wealth of medical benefits to everyone, so it’s not just a means of pleasure. Of course, masturbation can be achieved without a sex toy, but why not spice things up a little?

You don’t have to be kinky to enjoy using a sex toy during your me-time. Sex toys can offer all kinds of new, safe and exciting experiences, whether you’re enjoying them on your own or with a partner. Particularly beneficial if you want to keep your private moments to yourself, a discreet sex toy will offer you just as much pleasure as a more detectable one, so why not check out our selection below and pick out something special?

Sex toys for women

Sex toys for women

Whether you’re looking to reach the big O by external or internal stimulation, it can be tough to find a vibrator that’s quiet yet powerful enough to get you where you want to go - until now! These mini but mighty sex toys are the epitome of discreet and can be hidden in plain sight. So, whether you leave them on your bed or the side of the bath, you can let the good vibes go while only arousing yourself - not suspicion.

I Rub My Paris Ducky

I Rub My Paris Ducky

Pros: Looks just like a rubber duck, quiet vibrations, completely waterproof - perfect for bathtime fun

Cons: Requires AAA batteries for use, limited number of vibration settings compared to other models available

This classy bird believes in only two things: the colour pink and the benefits of a good orgasm. Her fully waterproof body is perfect for bathtime fun, and she boasts powerful yet ultra-quiet vibrations that hit just the right spot every time. There’s nothing quackers about this unassuming vibrator, you can leave her by the side of the bath (intentionally or not) and no one will be any the wiser.

KissToy Remote Control Whale Vibrator

KissToy Remote Control Whale Vibrator

Pros: Remote-controlled vibration settings let you go hands-free, rechargeable via a USB cable for long-term vibes

Cons: Only available in one colour, the five vibration options might not satisfy you if you like a lot of variety

If your desire is as deep as the ocean, get your good vibes going with the Remote Control Whale Vibrator. Use the five whisper-quiet vibration settings to stimulate your erogenous zones or insert the egg-shaped vibrator head to find and stimulate your G-spot. This waterproof friend is the ultimate addition to your bathtime fun and makes for the perfect first time toy if you don’t know where to start. The cute, unassuming design can be accidentally left by the side of your bed or the bath without looking too suspicious.

Remote Control Bluetooth Vibrator

Remote Control Bluetooth Vibrator

Pros: Ultra-quiet vibrations, extendable string allows for easy removal, discreet enough to use in public 

Cons: Needs to be connected to your phone app to use remotely, you only get one hour of use from a two-hour charge

For great vibes on the go, this pill-shaped love egg is the perfect choice. This vibrator connects to your phone via Bluetooth and can be controlled remotely via the app. Select from nine tantalising vibration settings, turn on the music setting for good vibes in time to your favourite tunes, and set up the shake setting - shake your phone and the vibrator follows! You can even pair it with multiple phones, ideal for long-distance relationships and, thanks to the video call function, your partner can control your vibrations from anywhere in the world.

Sex toys for men

Butt plug

Male sex toys aren’t known for being subtle. Many masturbators look like something out of a Transformers movie and sex dolls certainly aren’t exactly known for their discretion! If you’re looking for something a little more inconspicuous to use during your me-time or even with a partner, the following sex toys can be easily hidden away or even left out on the side without giving you away.

Durex Pleasure Ring

Durex Pleasure Ring

Pros: Small and easy to hide, made from comfortable material that stretches to fit your size

Cons: Only designed for a limited number of uses, not suitable to use with oil-based lubricants

Looking to extend your erotic experiences? If so, the Durex Pleasure Ring is the perfect sex toy for you. Designed to keep you harder for longer, this soft cock ring is sure to be a hit with both you and your partner. The soft, stretchy material is comfortable no matter your size and can be used with any of your favourite water-based lubricants for long-lasting pleasure. Performance-enhancing and pleasure-extending, this cock ring is a must-have for both seasoned sex toy users and total beginners alike.

10 Mode Vibrating Masturbation Cup

10 Mode Vibrating Masturbation Cup

Pros: Hides in plain sight perfectly, 10 vibration settings offer all kinds of out-of-this-world pleasure

Cons: Quite large so not the easiest to hide, pretty heavy at 820g

Want to take masturbation to the next level? Look no further than this vibrating masturbation cup! With 10 powerful vibration settings to flick between, this masturbation cup is unlike any standard fleshlight, promising a whole new pleasure experience that’s sure to leave you feeling the good vibrations. Boasting a hyper-realistic inner texture and fully waterproof body, this stimulating sex toy has got everything from bedtimes to bathtimes covered. Thanks to its discreet, closed lid design, you can leave this sex toy on the side in the confidence that no one will suspect a thing.

Ready to feel the good vibrations?

Thumbs up in bed

Is your interest piqued but you find yourself wanting more, more, more? For first-timers not knowing where to begin, check out our guide for Sex Toys For Beginners to help get yourself familiarised with even more delightful options. Alternatively, if you’re looking for something to specifically enjoy with a partner, why not have a browse through our Remote Control Sex Toys for Couples guide to find something to make them, and yourself, feel good? It’s pure satisfaction.

The information in this buyer’s guide is correct at the time of publishing but may be subject to change.

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