Football Jokes
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Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch? An elephant with wet football boots. How does an octopus go on to a football pitch? Well-armed! How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up. What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast? Fry-day.Details
| OPC | P6FJDG |
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| Codes | 1447254619 (ISBN-10) |
| 9781447254614 (ISBN) |
Detailed Product Information
| Release Date | 05/06/2014 |
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| Book Type | Paperback |
| Publisher | Pan Macmillan |
| Author | Macmillan Children's Books |
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Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals.When is a footballer like a baby?When he dribbles.Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football?The ghoulie, of courseWhy is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines?They both have trouble with the key.What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch?An elephant with wet football boots.How does an octopus go on to a football pitch?Well-armed!How can a footballer stop his nose running?Put out a foot and trip it up.What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast?Fry-day.
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- ISBN Football Jokes book English Paperback 112 pages
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Features
| Language version | English |
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| Release date (DD/MM/YYYY) | 05/06/2014 |
| Number of pages | 112 pages |
| Written by | Macmillan Children's Books |
| International Standard Book Number (ISBN) | 9781447254614 |
| Book cover type | Paperback |
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