How to Be Narstie | Paperback

How to Be Narstie | Paperback Description

Politics, drugs, race, Poundland & Big Narstie tackles all the important topics in this hilarious part-memoir, part-guide to his world. "This book is for da real Gs and ladies.Thing is, I could tell you I&m a grime pioneer, a successful media mogul and one of Britain&s most recognised personalities, but like I always say & men lie, women lie, numbers don&t. So here&s some numbers. 3: that&s how many days man lasted at a posh all-boys& school before getting kicked out. 25: my schoolteacher told me I&d be dead or in prison by that age (cheers cuz). 6: the number of awards I&ve got for my music and TV work so far. 15,000: the crowd size I was performing to ninety minutes after leaving my dad&s funeral. 144%: that&s how much The Big Narstie Show increased Channel 4&s black audience. Then there&s 34. That&s the age, now, where I&m gonna tell you some of my story and show you how you can change yours. I won&t tell you how to live your life. Although, well, I might a little bit: how to survive school and college, how to get a job, how to deal with family, friends, love and PAIN. How to live your own life, not someone else&s. How to be Narstie."